"He wasn't this fat when I married him."
Slick Willy and Bill Clinton
"Why does everyone laugh when I tell them my name is Tom Dick?"
"I'm missing hearing my favorite author speak so that I can walk you down the aisle. This marriage had better last."
"Brandy, you wanna get up? I'm gettin' a hard-on."
4 comments:
whoa! can't believe tom duzn't have anything to write about....com'n sexy you can write just about anything....a born writer as urself....
luv the pix, especially the dude in royal blue suit....yumz...and him wid a hrd'n....a killer combo...hahaha.....
Hahaha! Nice.
Hard on, nice.
haha nice pictures the first caption made me laugh. That dog is freaking awesome
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