With not much to blog about of late, I thought it'd be a good time to write clever captions for photos I've recently scanned. Enjoy:
"He wasn't this fat when I married him."
Slick Willy and Bill Clinton
"Why does everyone laugh when I tell them my name is Tom Dick?"
"I'm missing hearing my favorite author speak so that I can walk you down the aisle. This marriage had better last."
"Brandy, you wanna get up? I'm gettin' a hard-on."