Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Oral Satisfaction

The two things I am most living for these days are food and sex. Since I don't want to bore you, I'll discuss the more interesting of the two. Over the past few years, there were quite a few restaurants that I regularly went to. For fast food, I liked Burger King, Taco John's, KFC, Wendy's, and Culver's. But ever since I first tried Wendy's chicken sandwich a couple months ago (and fell in love), on most late afternoons, you can find me at Wendy's eating said sandwich (or a single hamburger) along with either fries or a caesar salad (as well as a Frosty if I still have room). Wendy's is just down the road from where I work and is simply too inviting to resist.

A few years ago, one of the managers gave me a laminated card so that I could get 10% off every time I ordered something. I hadn't used it much until recently. Instead of my meal being over 5 bucks, it's usually unda (I put the change in one of those charity containers). While eating, I'm either reading the newest TIME or Entertainment Weekly (I have scrips to both) or looking through the paper. After I finish my meal and have had enough Vault to make my eyes water, I am satiated once again...until the urge returns about 18 hours later.


Mags said...

You're a crazy chicken eatin' fool.

Rocketstar said...

Thomas, I think you need to ratchet it up and have sex while eating a wendy's chicken sandwich!

~paige~ said...

First of all, I agree with Rocket.
Secondly, how often would you say that you visit Wendys in a week? I am just curious

Thomas said...

Mags, you got that right.

Rocket, that is one heck of an idea! I just need to figure out how to introduce it to my main squeeze without seeming like a chicken fucker!

Paige, I would say over the past few months, I've been going to Wendy's 4 times a week.

the108 said...

I want a Frosty.