One of the weirdest questions anyone's ever asked me
On one blissful spring evening, I was having "relations" with my significant other and had to go to the bathroom. I came back and we continued where we left off. Later that evening, she asked me the following:
Brian, ain't it the truth. The other guys she's been with apparently couldn't eliminate without completely losing their stiffy. I, on the other hand, stay strong like bull!! I'm sure you are the same (and Mags will sigh in longing just thinking about it. She has it bad for the B-man...)
OMG Mags. If you must know, the best way to do it is to allow member to go somewhat soft, eliminate, then think of something exciting to get back on track and all will be well.
I have your blog set up on google reader and when I checked today I whole bunch of your old posts (like, beginning of '07) were up there like you had reposted them. Any reason why?
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Did you tell her standing on our heads so we don't get pee on our faces?
Brian, ain't it the truth. The other guys she's been with apparently couldn't eliminate without completely losing their stiffy. I, on the other hand, stay strong like bull!! I'm sure you are the same (and Mags will sigh in longing just thinking about it. She has it bad for the B-man...)
I wish that for just one night my husband and I could swap bodies, so that I could feel what sex feels as he does and he could feel sex like I do.
Does that make me kinky? Or just weird?
-P
Proxima, I wouldn't say that wanting to experience what your husband does is kinky or weird.
Though sex may feel a bit different for each sex, we all come together through the power of the all-mighty orgasm.
Well...what's the answer?
OMG Mags. If you must know, the best way to do it is to allow member to go somewhat soft, eliminate, then think of something exciting to get back on track and all will be well.
So, basically, you keep my picture hanging over the toilet?
Kyra, don't tell my girl, but fact is, after I eliminate, I "massage" myself down there a bit in order to get back to dirrty mode.
I tend to call it wiping with a little somethin' extra.
I have your blog set up on google reader and when I checked today I whole bunch of your old posts (like, beginning of '07) were up there like you had reposted them. Any reason why?
Kyra, I guess you could call it that. :)
Sil, I needed to remove some references to a certain person. Sorry for the confusion.
Well, I just make sure i go before hand... but if you really need to go, the bathtub works well.
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