I'd already go through all three of the weekly rags I get, so was perusing Billboard's Book of Number One Hits while on the throne; It devotes a full page to every number one hit from 1955 ("Rock Around the Clock") to 1988 ("Together Forever" by Rick Astley). I bought the publication close to 20 years ago. You know you're pretty hard up for reading material when you start looking over CD liner notes.
As luck would have it, I was off work for the day, so was able to spend most of my time in a bathrobe. In the end, I probably ingested about 8 FibCaps. I've said it before, but those things are miracle workers.
When I feel like I have to go, but can't quite get it out, 2 tabs makes everything alright. They're like InstaLaxatives.
In the early evening, I dug around the basement for a couple pages I'd written back in '05 about Brandy, our Saint Bernard. I found both pages and had a chuckle being reminded of things I'd forgotten about:
"I remember when it would snow hard, I'd go in the front to shovel and Bran would sit there eating as much snow as she could."
I know I could drop some more friends off at the pool this evening if I just took a couple more tablets. Destiny awaits...