Bathroom Humor

I went to a concert in town a couple nights ago (I'll give more details on it at a later date) and was amused, when in the civic center's bathroom, to see a small TV above each urinal. It mainly showed advertisements (the kind of thing you see before movies start), but they posted the telly's too high to comfortably view them while eliminating. A man and his son were there at the same time as I and noted this. I can't stand being a captive to advertising, so lowered my head as I let loose.

I thought of how cool it would be if someone took control of the TV's and played porn on it. All those guys that already had their hands on their junk; would they be tempted to stroke it a bit? Or how about if they just played waterfalls as a way to help those who sometimes have problems getting it started?

They certainly let people who had to go number 2 in the lurch; that, by rights, is where a TV would most be appreciated. Course, that would also make it much easier for guys to go to town if someone ever did show porn on the monitors.