Friday, April 24, 2009

Hey, Sexy

A couple years ago, I began referring to one of my friends as "SexyBoy". I first became familiar with the term in the late 90's when I was working with the developmentally disabled. One of the guys (who had Down's Syndrome) would sometimes say to me, "How ya doin', SexyBoy?" I don't know if he thought I was good looking or not; probably.



He wasn't gay, though; when he saw an attractive woman, he would frequently look my way and say, "Sex her?" I all but forgot about the term during the early '00's. Thankfully, my memory was jogged a few years ago and it led me to list the friend in my mobile phone as "SexyBoy".

One evening, a couple weeks ago, he was calling me and another friend picked up my phone and seeing that the display said "SexyBoy", answered the phone and said, "Hey, Sexy". That really is a great thing to say to someone (even if they are of the same sex).

I think that from here on out, whenever I answer the phone, I'm gonna say, "Hey, Sexy". If it happens to be my mom, I'll be like, "Oh, I thought it was someone else". If it's a telemarketer, so what? If it's my girl, perfect. If it's a guy friend, whatever. Perhaps I'll even use it on the waitresses (and waiters) that I see at Friday's. I'm gonna run this joke into the fucking ground.

4 comments:

Rocketstar said...

lol

Timothy Smith said...

My wife has an old friend from college, a guy that always calls other guys "sweet tits" or "sugar tits".

In a way its disarming. How can news be bad when you are addressed as sweet tits when first meeting?


lol, Tom...do NOT try that one on a waitress!

Dämmerung Anblick said...

try it with a police officer, works wonders!

disestablishingpuritanism said...

I'd much rather hear it from a woman. Like the complimentary tone to it though. Damerung has a great idea and it's ballsey. Try saying it to a police officer. I don't know about that here. I've seen too many Bubbas. If the officer looks like Officer Barbrady, I might consider it.