My long-time readers are well aware that when going to the movies, I like to tell the cashier, "I'll take one to..." and then say a few words that are a twist on the title of the movie I want to see. For some reason, this tends to make me come off as a total dumb-ass.
I've pretty much pressured myself to give a fake title to every movie I go to now. On many afternoons, I'll be in the parking lot and think, "Oh shit, what am I gonna tell the lady?" That's exactly what went through my head last night as I entered the theatre to see the new James Bond movie "Quantum of Solace". Due to my lack of time, all I could come up with was "Quantum Leap". Some inspired ones from this past year can be found below:
The Spiderwick Chronicles - Spider-Man
Iron Man - Steel Man
Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Illinois Jones
Hancock - HisCock
Tropic Thunder - Chocolate Thunder from Down Under (a dessert at the Outback)
Pineapple Express - Pineapple Juice
The Happening - What's Happening
Disaster Movie - Scary Movie
House Bunny - Bunny Rabbit
The X-Files - The Sex Files
Ghost Town - Ghost
W. - X.
Zach & Miri Make a Porno - Let's Make a Porno