Friday, November 07, 2008

Wedge Issue

Wouldn't it be great if, for just one day out of the year, we could act like kids again with no consequences? Specifically, if I wanted to give someone a wedgie who I encountered on the street, I could do so. Bonus points if they cried after.



It could be an all-day thing with kickball and dodgeball tournaments taking place in the afternoon. Later, in the showers, we could whip towels at each others' backsides while being careful not to gaze at the packages of guys over 6 feet tall.

In the evening, a game of Doctor might be in order for those who are attracted to each other. If necessary, some patients might need to stay until sunrise for overnight observation.

5 comments:

Brian in Mpls said...

I am still a kid everyday:)

Rocketstar said...

Here, here.

Sarah said...

i like that Wikipedia has an entry for 'wedgie'. Classic.

Brian said...

I hated wedgies! It was much more fun giving them, but I admitted never got caught up in wedgie-fest.

Melvin Udall said...

I have an ex-wife who would tell you that I still act like a big kid with no fear of the consequences but you can count me in for the "overnight observation" part of your plan ;)