Friday, May 11, 2007

Green Means Go

I was driving into work this morning and had the Mother's Day card that I'm giving to my mom later today with me in the car. I figured I'd put her name on the envelope and sign it when I hit the red lights on my drive into town. Wouldn't you know it, I didn't get one fuckin' red light. Green, green, green, at every intersection. I was literally starting to get pissed that I was not getting any red lights. If I hadn't had that card to sign, how much do you want to bet I would've hit a shitload of red lights?

5 comments:

Mags said...

Green means go...that's funny you entitled it this b/c I say that very phrase ALL of the time.

Actually, if I am to be honest, I scream it and wave my hands wildly at the person I'm yelling at as I passed them.

the108 said...

You most certainly would have hit every red light.

Road rage is sexy.

the108 said...

p.s.... this is why I never wear red.

Rocketstar said...

I hate driving.

plt524 said...

Mother's Day Card? That's not how I heard the story.