I was driving into work this morning and had the Mother's Day card that I'm giving to my mom later today with me in the car. I figured I'd put her name on the envelope and sign it when I hit the red lights on my drive into town. Wouldn't you know it, I didn't get one fuckin' red light. Green, green, green, at every intersection. I was literally starting to get pissed that I was not getting any red lights. If I hadn't had that card to sign, how much do you want to bet I would've hit a shitload of red lights?