Friday, May 11, 2007
Green Means Go
I was driving into work this morning and had the Mother's Day card that I'm giving to my mom later today with me in the car. I figured I'd put her name on the envelope and sign it when I hit the red lights on my drive into town. Wouldn't you know it, I didn't get one fuckin' red light. Green, green, green, at every intersection. I was literally starting to get pissed that I was not getting any red lights. If I hadn't had that card to sign, how much do you want to bet I would've hit a shitload of red lights?
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Green means go...that's funny you entitled it this b/c I say that very phrase ALL of the time.
Actually, if I am to be honest, I scream it and wave my hands wildly at the person I'm yelling at as I passed them.
You most certainly would have hit every red light.
Road rage is sexy.
p.s.... this is why I never wear red.
I hate driving.
Mother's Day Card? That's not how I heard the story.
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