Thursday, May 31, 2007

Pirates

There's a young janitor that comes through our offices every few days to empty the trash and we sometimes shoot the shit. A big fan of Johnny Depp's "Pirates" movies, he has been super pumped to see "Pirates 3" for the last few months. Last Saturday evening, he went with 3 of his friends to see it. One of his friends was wearing pirate boots and snuck a liter of rum into them (talk about appropriate!). Needless to say, they had quite a good time watching the movie while partaking generously of the liquor. Later that night, he had straight vodka and said he will never do so again (it gave him a headache). Talk about living the pirate's life...

7 comments:

Brian in Mpls said...

Damn I must be a pirate..lol

the108 said...

Was he a pirate.... or a brigand?

Mags said...

See, now THAT's when you need an electrified seat. Drunk people who think they are pirates in a theater? Hilarious.

Proxima said...

Yer not a pirate unless there is some "plundering" involved!

Besides, I think the Disney writers stole a bit of the story from the classic 1983 movie "Yellowbeard". If you haven't seen it, rent it now.

Whose in it you ask? Peter Boyle, John Cleese, Cheech and Chong, and suprise! an appearance by a real up-and-comer named David Bowie.
-P

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Rocketstar said...

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

the108 said...

Where you is, Tommy???