Working in the telephone office of a major medical center for close to 4 years, I received quite a few interesting calls. One guy called and asked to be connected to the Smoking Sensation Clinic (it's actually called the Smoking Cessation Clinic). An older man called with quite a provocative question, "My doctor says I have six months to live. I need to find out if I should get a flu shot." But the most memorable call I ever received was a mother who opened the conversation by saying, "Yes, hi. My son has a problem. He is not able to ejaculate".